She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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