Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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