i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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