Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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