Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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