ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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