Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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