Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she smelled like a LAN party
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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