Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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