this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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