If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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