if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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