u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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