shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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