You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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