you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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