I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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