my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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