The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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