We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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