girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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