actually, I'm a sock model
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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