are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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