look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Damn victory sex feels great
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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