Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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