Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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