We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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