Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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