Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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