I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
