Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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