Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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