she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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