yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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