Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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