Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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