I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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