He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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