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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?

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• (914): View more from New York

  How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  At least I've made one childhood dream come true

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (972): View more from Texas

  It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.

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