Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up