Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...