Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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