That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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