Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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