I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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