are you still at the devil's house?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she looked like the before picture.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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