i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
it glows. i had to have it.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i out mim tonsoeep
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