When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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