who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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