You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i've created a new STD.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
