Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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