Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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