This girl is more easily done than said...
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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