I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The air was thick with penises
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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